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CRIMINAL MAST-HAIR-MINDS

Line-up of crooks with criminal haircuts that deserve to be locked up

WITH hairstyles like these, this line-up of criminals deserve to be locked up.

They include beards covering one half of the face to men with Goldilocks-style plaits. But before you choose which is worst, mullet over.

 This suspect has nothing to hide under this forward comb-over
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This suspect has nothing to hide under this forward comb-over
 A close shave with the law might be just what this detainee needs
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A close shave with the law might be just what this detainee needs
 It looks like it's Goldilock-up time for this chap
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It looks like it's Goldilock-up time for this chap
 Smile you're on camera
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Smile you're on camera
 Not the most successful disguise
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Not the most successful disguise
 Another criminal haircut for our identity parade
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Another criminal haircut for our identity parade
 Looks like it's going to be a dreadlock-up for this criminal barnet
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Looks like it's going to be a dreadlock-up for this criminal barnet
 In need of a lawyer - and a pair of shears
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In need of a lawyer - and a pair of shears
 It's not just two-tone sirens this suspect needs to worry about
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It's not just two-tone sirens this suspect needs to worry about
 When it comes to what went wrong, this suspect will have plenty of time to mullet over
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When it comes to what went wrong, this suspect will have plenty of time to mullet over
 Caught bang to rights with an offensive haircut
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Caught bang to rights with an offensive haircut
 Wanted for escaping from the 1980s
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Wanted for escaping from the 1980s
 You can't argue with the bald facts about this criminal cut
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You can't argue with the bald facts about this criminal cut
 This suspect needs to cut a deal - with a barber
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This suspect needs to cut a deal - with a barber
 Another hair-brained scheme gone wrong
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Another hair-brained scheme gone wrong
 A clear bleach of the peace
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A clear bleach of the peace
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